This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
via ʟ ᴀ ᴢ ᴀ ʀ ᴜ s.
Me: Hey close the door.
Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise
— (via sarcasmfluently)
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
via good as a love song.